I'm a Z list has been - Get Me Out of Here

[ONEDUNME]

Anybody watch this?

I must confess that I actually do. Well, I'll give it a go and see who is in it and how interesting it stays.

Washed up comedians, jobless actors, talentless wannabee WAGS and people you've never heard of with bodged plastic surgery. What's not to like (as the Americans irritatingly say).

 

[ONEDUNME]

I'm not even sure if the names have all been confirmed yet but betfair has Anthony Cotton as fav. Gay bloke in Corro. Always going to be a favourite with the public as he plays a likeable character in a popular soap.

Just under 3/1 on betfair

http://www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=...i&biw=1600&bih=799&sei=aqq_TqKmNM6l8gOcp_WxCA

 

[ONEDUNME]

Mark Wright from (so I'm told) The only way is essex.

He's the pouty one with the same expression in every photo (not to be confused with Ashley Cole who, for some unknown reason, comes up in a google search for his name). Go figure (as the Americans irritatingly say).

http://www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=...i&biw=1600&bih=799&sei=L6u_TrGEO4u18QO3g6C3BA

Just over 4/1 on betfair

 

[ONEDUNME]

Dougie Poynter. I have literally no fucking idea who this is.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=...22l3237l0l5057l7l7l0l0l0l0l227l1244l0.6.1l7l0

 

[ONEDUNME]

Willie Carson. 8/1.

No need for a link to pics as we all know who this irritating little shit is. Giggling like a little fucking girl and so thick that his silly childish jokes are guaranteed to offend others in there as well as the audience. On the plus side for him, the little dwarf will have his comedy value and some people will want to keep him in.

 

[ONEDUNME]

Lorraine Chase

Here's your first over the hill botox bimbo. She was no looker in her youth so God knows what she looks like these days.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=...i&biw=1600&bih=799&sei=CK2_TpKOH8bd8gO2_MyWBA

10/1

 

[ONEDUNME]

Crissy Rock - actress. Familiar face but probably best know lately for doing the worst Scouse accent ever heard in the history of television in Benidorm. There are brain-damaged todlers in undiscovered Amazonian pigmy tribes who can do a better Scouse accent than this trout.

11/1 ish

http://www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=...i&biw=1600&bih=799&sei=dq2_TsqqLMPt8QOs_JClBA

 

[Punter]

No need for a link to pics as we all know who this irritating little shit is.

Keep the write ups coming ODM, you've got me and the mrs giggling here
We enjoy watching it. ....Go easy on Fatima eh lol

 

[ONEDUNME]

Freddi Star. Again no need for pictures. This man takes irritating to a new level. A serial practical joker, he is going to piss people right off - which is a great reason for the public to keep him in.

He's my idea of a good price (providing he actually is one of the contestants - there's always a few surprises on the first night where rumours have gone tits up).

I've had a bit on him at 12/1

 

[ONEDUNME]

Jessica Jane-Clement

Some bimbo

http://www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=...i&biw=1600&bih=799&sei=f7C_Tv3iIYbY8AOTh4WkBA

 

[ONEDUNME]

Fatima Whitbread 27/1 ish. Hopefully she'll punch Willie Carson

 

[ONEDUNME]

stefanie powers - presumable now with lifelike plastic face . 30/1 ish

 

[ONEDUNME]

and that's your lot for the current betfair prices. No doubt more to be added as we go along. I'm not quite sure how you pick a winner in this thing. Probably the one with the best sense of humour who's up for a challenge and, with that in mind, I can see how the Corro geyser is favourite at the moment.

 

[Punter]

I'm having to hang on till payday Tuesday (unless Moon Dice wins this arfty), but i'm going to have a good bet on Fatima Whitbread if the odds remain close to what they are now. She'll be a stayer i think, having looked through some of the videos. I can see her making the final 3.

I'd love to see wee Willie win it just because he's a racing legend, but at his age i cant see him coping too well with some of the trials and as mentioned he'll be an annoying little shit with his daft jokes. Early exit?

I'll have to take the favourite Cotton too, queers seem to do well in this and women generally like him too.

I'd be wary of backing Freddie, i watched him on celebrity wife swop a couple of years ago and he was a right wanker on it, i reckon he's just there to pick up his fee and fuck off back to the comforts of the 5 star hotel asap.

None of the others appeal right now, though i'll be keeping an eye on Chrissy Rock (that's a genuine scouse accent btw ODM, she's from Sefton lol). She could become a chavs favourite.

Just Cotton and Whitbread for now though.

 

[hotspur]

Great post ODM.Thanks for that Punter-youve probably saved me some money as Freddie wudve been the one for me.

Apart from him(and allowing for the fact that I dont know who 2 of em are)I have to say I am completely underwhelmed by the contestants.

 

[winrew]

Nice review ODM , i do believe that you are turning into Jezza Clarkson ..

 

[Punter]

Dont let me put anyone off Freddie, it's just my thoughts and tbh i've not done so great here in the past. Good Luck if you have a bet hotspur

 

[ONEDUNME]

Nice review ODM , i do believe that you are turning into Jezza Clarkson ..

That would be Clarkson the fat arrogant irritating twat would it Winrew?

Thanks

 

[hotspur]

Nice review ODM , i do believe that you are turning into Jezza Clarkson ..

 

[ONEDUNME]

None of the others appeal right now, though i'll be keeping an eye on Chrissy Rock (that's a genuine scouse accent btw ODM, she's from Sefton lol)..

She may have had a scouse accent about 60 years ago when she was a teenager Punter but if she did, she's clearly forgotten what it sounded like. You're not telling me you've ever heard anyone actually speak like that are you? It's pathetic. Acting like you're summoning up a big hunk of phlegm from your throat every time you pronounce a word with a "C", "K" or "CH" in it and leaving the "G" off the end of every word does not constitute a scouse accent.

It's awful.